For the next 5 weeks Glasgow's club scene is going to resemble Ibiza in mid summer, rival Berlin for big name DJs and have an atmosphere on par with Tahir Square, Cairo. Some of the most enigmatic producers and record spinning wizards are set to grace the Glasgow stage. The unofficial Glasgow electronic music festival 2011(G.E.M.F which i propose to be an annual event) kicks off this Friday and will include the likes of raresh, marco carola, ricardo villalobos, heartthrob, art department, fabrizio maurizi, andrew weatherall, onur ozer, damian lazarus.....jee whizz. Excitement, wet nickers and nerves all round. So this week is certainly the calm before the storm and in preperation, its ronhills on and round the block, granny annie's home cooking and gallons of berocca. Gladiator's stamina and an investment banker's wallet are going to be required but this is the pinnacle of the Glasgow club scene/underground scene, whatever you want to call it....and im poised like a greyhound in the trap, yaldy bags galore!